The United Nazi War Song also known as Nazi Germany Has Returned is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of MacArthur Park" by Jimmy Webb (as performed by Richard Harris), and is written as a humorous take on the Web Series.

Music Video Edit

The music video is scheduled to be done mostly with claymation, showing Nazi Germany has returned, and is once again is wrecking havoc on New England, and else where in the World - A Fun-Filled Trip Back in Time!, parodying scenes from, as well as the general plot of the Series the United Nazi War , and was approved by the series creator 2091riveraisrael

The TranscriptEdit

The music video opens up during The final days of the Second World War, in the Battle of Berlin, in 1945, where An SS Soldier discovers a strange looking berries on the ground, which appears silhouetted against the light. The light shifts and reveals the berry with a light blue coat and abnormally large stems growing out.

During the bunker scene large amounts of Berries are shown in crates, some are shown being painted by Soldiers. There is also a dartboard instead of a chart in that room, and a large pile of MP40's and STG 44" visible in the background. When the scientist, who appears to be Albert Speer, looks through a microscope at the fossilized Berry, he sees the strands of strange DNA, in which are shown to be young cells fighting of against years.

"Weird Al" is first seen in New England 2011, in a random's kitchen attempting to hold a door shut on a group of SS forces (1 Using Kar98 Stocks, and shoulder to bam the door, another 3 in the back ground armed with STG 44's, and one behind th soldier using Brute force armed with a MP40). The SS gives up the brute force, pulls out a key ring, and sifts through it to find the key instead.

In a crowd of Nazi forces, one of them is a cartel. Another crowd has a Tiger II Tanks and another is holding a beer and has an I Love Hitler base ball cap on his head.

A Large devastating Snow Storm is shown hitting NORAD cutting off power, to the United States Radar networks leaving the nation blind. An SS Soldiers, are shown waving there hands over and over, in front of the country only to recieive no response.

The Kriegsmarine Bismarck is shown grinning at a large group of United Nation citizens, after she is seen launching once again from Nazi Germany.

The chaos theory is shown on a chalkboard as a large equation, which turns into a spinning globe,

As "Weird Al" lyrically states: "I do not approve of this attraction, because getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad," he presses a Ɵ stamp down on the Nazi logo and then looks up to see a large war in the distance behind him.

When the lights go out, a bunch of eyes appear around Yankovic; he lights a match, showing that he is surrounded by SS Forces, who subsequently put the match out.

Richard Gar is seen cursing out the traffic tams while in his car, when a Tiger II Tank crushes his vehicle while moving past. German forces are than shown passing camera, except one who is eventually shown playing with an I Pad.

As the song sings "Someone attacked them at Rural Fields In the fall of 2011", a large battle is shown with citizens attacking SS, who are camping at Littleton New Hamptshire. The camera pulls out to reveal that there is a large region wide attack against the SS, not just in Littleton, but also out in the fields.

The main Reich Stage (Shown 3 times in Version Two) is shown once, the next scene is than shown, when it is raining and a large Ground war in the distance with lights revealing the Explosions, where SS forces are enjoying the scenery. Main Slide in Version One The third scene, New England in ruins.

While the song progress it than shows 2091riveraisrael shooting at a large group of SS forces who are charging at him, with both The Power, and STG 44, it than switches over too Kara Leina, who is shown discussing a Plan for attack.

When Yankovic says "Cause they sure don't act like todays Germany And they think that I'm their target, not their friend", Regular Independent Germany is shown fighting against SS Forces in 2005. Later in the song, Zero is than shown attacking a small SS Patrol unit, and is seen slicing one of the MG.42's in half while grinning, causing the gunner to run off in fright.

An Arnold Schwarzenegger-lookalike hunter jumps into one of the SS crows, killing several, but is shot by a Sniper.

Armed SS forces gang in on Yankacich and and shoot right into the screen. Al is than showin inside the Barrel of the same soldiers Kar98.

While "Weird Al" is making his way through the barrel back to the light up ahead, the instrumental portion of the song takes place, and he sees cel animation shots of SS forces dancing on White Grayish or spiraling backgrounds.

When "Weird Al" enters the outside, with his head sticking out he is surprised to see a souvenir stand Salesman wielding the rifle there, where a spotty faced teen offers him an "I was shot by a Nazi Soldier" T-shirt.

The SS than turns on the people filming. The "director", who resembles 2091riveraisrael, raises a sign that says "Cut!" before evacuating the set. four people (resembling the PROJECT's staff councils, Pokiezilla2, Raccoonpokemon, DJ Bike Ryder, and Legemdarywerewolf206) can be seen behind the "director". Their eyes "popped" and ran away before the director did. This may be a reference to an infamous error in the movie where, in the Battle scenes the actors were suppose to fire blanks.

The Bismarck is shown chasing Theodore, and Emily out of Hail Fax Harbor Canada, while laughing like a hyena.

At the last chorus, "Weird Al" is singing on a stage in front of three dancing SS with top hats and canes. Other SS are on the side playing trumpets and other brass instruments.

Yankovic rides the helicopter at the end of the video, while attemoting to escape New England, along with the other refugees who can be seen in ships in the background.

On land, 14 German soldiers wave goodbye, one holding a sign that reads "Don't Forget to Write", than switches into another reading "I had an uncle from Amerika". As the helicopter flies what appears to be far away in the distance the Bismarck attends to shoot down the chopper, but is bumped away by the New Hood, and allows it to escape.

She than looks at the camera, then winks as the scene irises to black.

Featured FactionsEdit

Characters SpoofedEdit

United Nazi War StaffEdit

Version 1Edit

  • Albert Speer (portrayed as a scientist creating the Anti Aging Serum in 1945)
  • Karl Rohan (Al Yankovic was wearing his leather Jacket)
  • 2091riveraisrael (seen shooting The Rapid Power At SS Tanks, and STG 44 at Infantry)
  • Kara Leina (shown with her friends hidden in the treehouse, planning)
  • Mr. Gar (labeled as "our lawyer", his death was seen as not being a bad thing)
  • Zero (possibly, shown fighting SS with his sword, and Desert Eagle Magnum)

Version 2Edit

Other Media IconsEdit

Version 1 Cameo MediaEdit

  • Bronies (Attack and occupy Nazi HQ in Gorge Main)
  • Arnold Schwarzengger (holding off a large Nazi Army in Austria, dies by Sniper)
  • Energizer Bunny (advertising the "Third Reich" battery)
  • Bismarck (Shown grinning Evilly at U.N. Citizens)
  • Steven Spielburg (Seen hiding with his family in a New England Wear house)
  • Rothgar & LEE (Seen Escaping the Nazi Invasion of Manhattan Island)

Version 2 Cameo MediaEdit

  • Theodore & Emily (Escaping the Bismarck from Canada)
  • Barack Obama (Signing the bill to retrieve all Military forces from Afghanistan)
  • The Republican Party (Shown Getting running over, by Nazi Tiger I & II Tanks)
  • The Democratic Party (Shown at a Sit Down, in The Pentagon, arguing with the Republican Party)
  • ScarletMarine (Seen on the phone)
  • Hilary Clinton (Shown talking with the U.N In Afghanistan...)
  • Bismarck (Shown Arguing with Prinz Eugen)

Lyrics Edit

Version 1Edit

I recall the time before the second World War's end
And before long, they were creating a youth elixer
Now I'm being chased by some irate SS Soldiers
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

The United Nazi War is frightening and destructive
All of Nazi Germany is running wild
Something shut down NORAD in the Blizzard
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll livin the same way again
Oh no

I cannot approve of this attraction
Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge Tiger II destroyed our boss
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

The United Nazi War is frightening and destructive
All of Nazi Germany is running wild
Someone attacked them at Rural Fields In the fall of 2011
As they came A large SS arny was attacked

by a man with a rifle of Electricity
and a 17 year old girl,
in Liberal city I'm afraid those soldiers might harm me,
Cause they sure don't act like todays Germany
And they think that I'm their target, not their friend
Oh no

The United Nazi War is frightening and destructive
All of Nazi Germany is running wild
What a crummy 3 years this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no...oh no

Version 2Edit


Trivia Edit

  • The Song Nazi Germany has Returned Was a Parody of the 1993 Jurassic Park song...
  • The song was known to have 2 exact Titles, the first being United Nazi War, the second being Nazi Germany has returned...
  • Albert Speer is the only member of the Nazi Party ever shown in the Music video, Adolf Hitler, Jospeh Gobbles and Hans Krebs do not make neither a cameo or partial Appearence...

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